Saturday, March 3, 2012

LOVE SEX AUR DHOKHA......DARLING

Love Sex aur DHOKHA....DARLING
LOVE Sex aur Dhokha........
LOVE SEX aur Dhokha.......DARLING
LOVE SEX AUR DHOKHA!!!! (remember my habit of completing the song while writing also???)


LOVE is                                      ...........................................

SEX is                                         awesome ;) :P :D

DHOKHA is                               what just happened with you *buddhu banaya, bada mazza aaya*

DARLING                                  all my followers and fellow bloggers :)

This post has nothing to do with either love, sex or dhokha! Just an old way of getting attention! I am sure you all must have watched this movie because of its name value. Now read this post also.


MAN is                                      advanced, modern and latest version of MONKEY. Yes, you heard me right. (No offence to monkeys.)

WOMAN is                               ask men ;)

INVISIBLE is                           Anil Kapoor's chest.

ANIL KAPOOR is                   advanced, modern and latest version of a bear.

SONAM KAPOOR is              irritating and a fat frog turned into a princess.

ELEPHANT is                         Mr. Ram Kapoor of 'bade acche lagte ho'. No offence to Mr. Elephant.

FACEBOOK is                         sasta, sunder and tikau (cheap, beautiful and best) means of stalking your current and ex girlfriend/boyfriend without the fear of being caught.

ORKUT is                                 place where you stalked and always got caught and then dumped.

GIRL is                                     one who screws you and your life and you are still smiling!

LIFE is                                      about moving on :)

GAY is                                       definitely not a married man!

HUSBAND is                          whose hasi (smile) is always band!

MAID is                                   important than husband! There should be 'karva chauth vrath' for maids also.

DAILY SOAP is                     only means that remind us that our life is not that bad.

REALITY SHOW is              like politician. All they do is show a glimpse of themselves, ask votes and enjoy with our money for rest of their life with a smile on their face which turns out to be longer than Deepika Padukone's legs. No, really!

DEEPIKA PADUKONE      No comment. My male readers might take offence.

CD is                                       not an old version of DVD. Its my name, Confused D.

Confused is                            my condition when someone asks my name. Confusion sucks but confused people ROCK.

ROCK is                                 pather  (stone). Girls ROCK and Boys PATHER!!

A FLYING TITANIC is       Kingfisher Airlines!!

THREE GOLDEN WORDS             

  Let's get naked. I love you :)

MYTH                                    A way to man's heart is through his stomach.
FACT                                      A way to man's heart is below his stomach.

HOW DO GIRLS INCREASE THEIR WEIGHT??????

                                                Everytime they open their mouth to talk!

HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT?????????????????????????

                                                 *blank* *still blank*  *losing my hair because of thinking too much* I am giving up now. Continue talking!


Everything written above was not bullshit! It just proved that 'Man is a social animal'. Sometimes a monkey, at times elephant and bear and frogs also!

Apart from this bullshit, I have one more shit news to share. SUPERRRNICKKK!!!!  recently awarded me with the 'OVERLORD AWARD'. Yay!!!! Why???? I don't know! I did not bribe him! Sacchi, bread pakode ki kasam.



There are certain rules with this award. As they say, WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES. But I am being a bit selfish here. I would like to keep this award for few days and the responsibility would be fulfilled in the next post. Please bear with me, atleast till then. I might just award you :D :P :) :)


P.S.             Love is not a dash or a blank space. It has different meaning for different people.  Example is 'best way to have free sex without the trouble of getting married'  best feeling ever! Leave your opinion in the comments section.

P.P.S.        Only roses will be accepted. Guns, stones, abuses, rotten tomatoes, eggs(I am a vegetarian) will be ignored. So, don't even bother yourself! Spread love :)


50 comments:

  1. you are one crazy chic.. pagal hain kya? :P
    hehhe and congrats ont the award.. tuje haq hai on d award :D

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    1. hehe.....asking and telling at the same time! Wah!!
      Thank you! This award is because of you. You gave it to him and he passed to few other awesome people :D

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  2. I agree with confused soul.. Laughed my ass off.Congratulations on your award :D

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    1. hehe....Thank you sooo much!! :)

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  3. whatay gyaan!!!
    aise anmol ratan aur kahaan milenge :D :D :D
    lage raho CD laga raho!!!

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    1. Yahi....Yahi aur kahi nahin!!
      Yes, I will continue to torture you like this :D

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  4. Hahaha!!! Loved the definition of LOVE;) It means the same to me too:P Lets cut the crap out, right?:P And all the monkeys in my backyard committed suicide. How dare you call them akin to MEN??? Loved the post CD, do post more such...Lets get naked posts;)))

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    1. If you loved my definition of LOVE, why the hell did we both marry?!?!?!?!?
      Shitttt.....See..I mentioned no offence to them, still!!! If something is for free(offence), it doesn't mean they can take it immediately! Haddh hain yar! May their soul RIP :(
      haha.....sure..sure!!

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  5. Has anyone told you that you take the meaning of random to newer heights ??? Even that requires talent and you seem to have loads of it.

    Congrats on the award and wish you many many more.

    Cheers :)

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    1. hehe.....thanks! This made my day! I thought I always misspelt talent (I copied the spelling from your sentence :P)
      Thank you!
      Cheers :)

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  6. Hhahahaahahahh now that was some classy humour!!!!!
    Sonam Kapoor and Anil kapoor and howwomen gain weight :P
    CLASSIC!!

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    1. hehe....thanks! I am glad you liked:)
      And don't you think this is how we gain weight! Harsh reality of our life :(

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  7. ha ha....what do you eat that makes your writing so funny

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    1. Nothing! I talk and my weight increases :( But I am glad you found it funny and Yes, I eat brains of everyone around me.

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  8. Hahaha.. super crazy, super random, super fun!! :)

    Loved ur take on a lotta quotable stuff - loved the three golden words, ur take on Anil Kapoor n on the bear :D

    Congrats on the award, CD!! Totally deserved :)

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    1. Ahaan! Golden words! All I meant was about love!

      Thanks :)

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  9. woahhh I was watchin that exact scene from band baja baraat "break pakode ki kasam" when I read this omg hahahah and this is soo funny lol.

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    1. hehe....Thanks :)
      Awesome line, isn't it ??

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  10. Hahaha I guess this is my first on your blog, and I went crazy laughing.
    Invisible HELL YES. Agreement.
    and Maids are whose demand increased after the Shiney Ahuja case. Hahaha @ Karva chauth for them.

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    1. hehe.....I toh completely forgot Shiney Ahuja wala case.
      I am so glad you liked it!! :)

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  11. Random :D..the way to a man's heart..ahem! you got it right :D..hahaha

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    1. hehe....:D So even you agree!! ;)
      Not only you but all men would agree too ;)

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  12. ROFLMAO
    Reading this post proved to be the second best thing of this morning on working desk.(of course I won't share the first :P)

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    1. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Second best, not bad I guess *patting myself on the back*
      Please....pleasee.....pleaseee tell the first one!!!
      Should I guess!?! Caught a glimpse of your crush ;) :D
      Atleast tell me if I am right?? :D

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    2. @CD:
      Nothing can beat the pleasure of talking and sharing some b'ful moments with your loved one. That's why the laugh riot caused by your post was the second best thing of the morning :)

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    3. Absolutely! The feeling is out of the world and I am super happy to be second :)

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  13. Yaar, maine apni hasi ke aasoon poche bhi nahin the theek se... :'D

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    1. You scare us and I gave you tears.....hisaab barabar!!! hehahahaha *evil laugh*

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  14. how funny can you be? I could have split my sides laughing!!

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    1. I am just trying and I was not being funny! Everything I wrote, I was serious about it :P
      Thank you princess :)

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  15. ROFL ROFL !
    (NOT actually on the floor, but hope it conveys how much hilarious this is!!!!!!!!!!!!:P)
    Made my afternoon heheh!:D

    Regards,
    Your new stalker:D

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    1. A gorgeous stalker with a gorgeous name :)
      Thank you so much :)

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  16. Just discovered your blog. And I must say I love thy blog's name. Coz I am self-proclaimed winner of 'Padaishi Pagal' award. Happy to find another pagal.
    Keep spreading the pagalpan. Keep Writing.

    -N

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    1. Now Mr.N, what do I call you?
      Will Mr. Pagal do? :D
      The name of this blog also has a story and it happens to be my first post too. I don't mind sharing the 'paidaishi pagal' award :D

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  17. Actually it's Miss.
    You may call me whatever you wish. I don't mind. I don't plan on staying anonymous for long. I'll pakka read that first post. And you definitely deserve that award.
    -N

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    1. Err.....seriously sorry! Very VERY sorry!! So Miss.N, thank you for the award and please reveal your identity soon :)

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  18. oh my , had me in splits this one good job I came over from Sumitra's The daily moo's blog ..

    congrats on the award and No you did not give the award away in the next post I jsut read that too :) he he he

    Bikram's

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    1. Awesome promotion she has done over there! I owe her big time :D
      Thanks for coming and liking :) Keep visiting!
      Thanks and about the award, only veterans can pass an award and I am just learning to write. The day I feel I am good enough, I will definitely do that :)

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  19. So fresh & in your own way nonchalant! Love your attitude...but more so the feminine spunk you carry around being true to who you are! I see a brilliant woman beyond the tag of pagal. Whatever your name happens to be despite a source of your confusion...lolll ......For me it is you living out your namesake. Thankyou ma'am! It has been a pleasure.

    ~kavi

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    1. Thanks to you that you bothered to read and not only read but you read something that the words didn't even convey :)

      Thanks a lot Kavi! And why are you anonymous?

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  20. You had mentioned in one of you blogs; blogging is more about reading ;)....You are sharing a part of yourself here and your readers should be grateful about it. I did no less. Your sweet outlook at a tender age when most girls are experimenting is an eye opener. I had your thoughts and warm optimism ingrained in me last 1-2 days. May you always find something that strikes you odd, funny or interesting. Because I will want to experience and witness it too. God bless

    ~kavi

    What does it mean to be anonymous? Lol

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  21. Hey Kavi, Thank you so much! I am so happy to know that you read other posts of mine too! :) I am glad you found something positive here. Thanks for the wishes and for reading. Please continue to visit....Comments like these means a lot :)

    It means a lot if someone is anonymous because you know someone appreciates your work but don't know who! :D

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